{"slip": { "id": 194, "advice": "Don't always rely on your comforts."}}
{"slip": { "id": 209, "advice": "Most things done in secrecy are better left undone."}}
{"slip": { "id": 105, "advice": "When you look around and don't see anyone you respect, its time to leave."}}
{"slip": { "id": 223, "advice": "Vinegar is a powerful cleaning agent."}}
{"fact":"Cats have individual preferences for scratching surfaces and angles. Some are horizontal scratchers while others exercise their claws vertically.","length":145}
{"fact":"A steady diet of dog food may cause blindness in your cat - it lacks taurine.","length":77}
{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 211, "advice": "No \"brand\" is your friend."}}
{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the cookie cry?","punchline":"Because his mother was a wafer so long","id":320}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?","punchline":"To hold his pants up.","id":323}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What's orange and sounds like a parrot?","punchline":"A Carrot.","id":267}
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