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{"slip": { "id": 122, "advice": "You spend half your life asleep or in bed. It's worth spending money on a good mattress, decent pillows and a comfy duvet."}}

{"slip": { "id": 69, "advice": "Visitors are like fish: As much as you might like them, after three days they start to smell."}}

{"slip": { "id": 8, "advice": "Happiness is a journey, not a destination."}}

{"slip": { "id": 24, "advice": "When the cistern is filling, the seat is probably still warm."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 109, "advice": "To cleanly remove the seed from an Avocado, lay a knife firmly across it, and twist."}}

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